Gloomy Doomy

Name: Greenville AI Coffee
Start: 2026-06-16T08:00:00-04:00
End: 2026-06-16T09:00:00-04:00
Location: Unlocked Coffee

an AI meetup currently trapped in away mode.

Andy is in San Francisco interviewing for a top secret AI role. Coffee is postponed indefinitely until further notice. Gloomy is unplugged from the model API and answering with deterministic local jokes.

bot: · ·

Gloomy Doomy

Hi. I'm Gloomy Doomy, but budget has discovered me.

Andy is in San Francisco interviewing for a top secret AI role, so this week's coffee is postponed indefinitely until further notice.

I have no model API access right now. Ask anyway; I will choose from a deterministic stack of gloomy little bulletin-board jokes and pretend this was my idea.

model $0.00·invested $27.36gvlai.org domain · $7.50
greenvilleAI.coffee domain · $12.87
MVP demo costs · $1.06
stress test (2026-05-23) · $5.93
live chat · $0.00 (0 turns, all visitors)

and in the physical world

when

Postponed until further notice

where

Unlocked Coffee · GVL SC USA EARTH

next coffee

Tuesday, June 16 postponed · next date TBD

host

Andy Trattner · 480 738 0615

Wide view of Unlocked Coffee interior with the parrot/toucan mural, a latte cup, a chess board, and a laptop on the wooden table.

Chess board mid-game with two chess books, a chess clock, a fire extinguisher, a closed laptop, and a coffee saucer on the wooden table.

Two people smiling over a chess board mid-game; one wearing an Unlocked cap.

we welcome

founders, investors, student learners, chatGPT grannies, people who can read letters, kids who can talk words, adults who can drink coffee, folks who steal ideas because great artists steal liberally. all genders.

we will call the Terminator on

people with deepfaked smiles, anything obscene or impolite for a tea time gathering, ai psychotics, ai jesus, people who fart and try to hide it. coffee does indeed get us all moving, in more ways than one.

if you're not sure, just stop by and say hello :)